I'm Ben Target (spelt Target). I haven't got around to building my website yet but here is my plan for the various sections:
1. Isn't the weather nice today?
2. What's up with airline food?
3. To do list (conquer world, build website).
4. The interactive bit (pet stroking or darts).
I appreciate you dropping by. Thanks / Bye,
P.S. Want more Target? Message me; firstname.lastname@example.org or twitter.com/bentarget
P.P.S Discover Ben Target, Edinburgh Festival Fringe 2012; http://www.edfringe.com/whats-on/comedy/discover-ben-target